Kids are capricious. This tin can shook like a hooked fish, bile about to pour from my nose! Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned off the Fasten Seat Belt sign… She sleeps through the whole thing, ridiculous.
Now she’s crying and carrying on cause momma put her baggage in the bin, really? ‘My baby blossom needs a bottle to be relieved‘, stupid. You’re just talking to yourself, kids can’t understand. The flight crew will be passing around beverages and a snack. Alcoholic items are also available… I need a drink.
Probably some kid and his plastic Power Ranger pacifier made all those scratches on the glass. Parents are so passive. I hope this bucket of bolts holds together or some kid will have killed us all! – No, we’re fine. Keep calm, focus. – Where’s that lady at?
“Rum and Coke, yes mam. – Oh, the cash is in that bag on the car seat, top pocket, yes there. Sorry, kids you know. – Thanks.”